But you know what they say.. 'it takes two to tango', in this case - four. Four, naughty chicken stealing students.
Ok, bad I know, but here's the thing... our flat kitchen, the communal area in which we dine... is left, absolutely disgusting by the boys in our flat... mainly Kenneth and Alex, the two Asian students who are sweet as hell but that's no reason they should be able to leave the kitchen so apallingly grose!!
I have nagged and nagged..and asked nicely.. and nagged for them to wash up after themselves, not leave raw meat on the side, wipe the sides, put their stuff away... and they don't listen.. so it's only right that I should indulge a little when one of them leaves a chicken roasting in the oven!! OK it sounds seriously awful, but honestly... the kitchen is disgraceful!! And they take no notice, disrespect will not be taken in this flat... so, we ate their chicken!!
I'm going to hell, i'm aware of this..
But my God, it was good chicken!
The carcass (evidence) was well & truly hidden after.. all that's left of that sweet, juicy meal is the guilt. PURE STUDENT GUILT
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