1. HAVE A CUP OF TEA!
Tea is great, it makes everything better... well, not flu apparently.. but it was worth a shot. This tea in particular had honey in.. what a treat.
2. HAVE A HOT BATH!
Because the lovely illness that is Mr.Flu makes you sweat.. making you stink. And so, soak in a hot bath, perhaps use the bath and shower products you got given for Christmas, but have been waiting for the right time to use... well now is that time! Soak. Soak yourself silly. But be careful not to fall asleep in the bath, because you could drown.
3. WASH YOUR HAIR
Your hair will be looking greasy and tangled from those enjoyable nights you've been having, tossing and turning and coughing your guts up... so give it a wash.
For fun : Try and style your fro into a Mohawk, using vast amounts of shampoo.
Be careful not to get any in your eyes, unless you're using 'Johnsons NO TEARS', although I'm not convinced the eyeball could actually stand having Johnson in it.
This might make you feel better... or not. But it did make me feel better.. for about five minutes.
Cute sparkles.
Don't stop drugging up. Even if it says 'do not exceed' on the back... take more. Drug up until you feel better. Until you feel numb. DRUG UP.
Socks with animals on always make you feel great. Just look at them! Such fun! If you aren't lucky enough to have socks with animals on... poor you. Just put some clean socks on. If your feet are warm, the rest of you will be too.
It doesn't matter how attractive you are. It doesn't matter if someone once told you 'you look like angelina'... YOU HAVE FLU... you are going to look like shit, so don't do it, don't look in the mirror.
8. HAVE ANOTHER CUP OF TEA
But this time, drink out of a different cup. Variety is the spice of life. Exciting cup change.
9. HAVE A CUSTARD CREAM
It'd be rude not to.
10. HAVE ANOTHER CUSTARD CREAM
11. DUNK IT!
12. WRITE A BLOG
Just don't copy my idea of 'what to do when you've got flu.'
13. WATCH A FILM
But nothing you'll have to pay much attention to. Something like Disney's Tangled. It's great! The chameleon in it, Pascaal, makes me smile.. so much.
14. WRITE TO A FRIEND
Tell them you have flu. And then wait for a 'get well soon' card in the post. If they don't send you one, then send them your flu in the post. How? Cough into an envelope, seal it tight, send it... when they open it, the flu will fly out into their face.
15. DRINK JUICE OF THE PINEAPPLE SORT
Supposedly it's good for killing germs, and soothes the throat.. so... drink it.
16. SIT DOWN
It's important to sit down every so often.
Flu makes you tired.
So sit down, put your feet up, maybe even put a pillow behind your head. But don't doze off, that's what your bed's for. I sat down here earlier today, and found it rather comfortable.
17. HAVE A LINDT CHOCOLATE EGG
It's not what the Doctor would reccomend... but it tastes good.
Today I learnt 'She'll be coming round the mountain' & 'Drunken Sailor'
If you don't have a guitar.. go to your kitchen, get a pan and wooden spoon.. bang the pan with the spoon. There... music.
19. WATCH A SHORT FILM!!!!
Watch 'What Do We Have In Our Pockets' - Goran Dukic
This is a rather good book by James Franco - Palo Alto
READ IT!
Don't let yourself get cold. Put a wooly hat on.
Oh, and smile..
Sleep is important.
Do it. Sleep.
You never know, you might have an incredible dream which urges you to write a script, which might get read by someone important, who might want to turn your script into a film, which might make you rich and famous. Don't risk not having that life changing dream by not sleeping. Sleep!
Smile.
So here's 23 things to do when you're stuck inside with flu.
Or you could not do them and be really fucking bored. I dunno
Happy Flu-day xx
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