He was oven doored last night
She was well quilted
Mate, I was kettle switch flicked
I was totally off my platform.
Tonight, I'm gonna get moisturised
We're gonna get fish-fingered
Were you drunk? Drunk's not the word, I was coat-hangered
I'm going to drink enough to get me leather-bagged
I'm really bubbled
I'm gonna be off my candlestick
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