'Is the world strange, or am I strange?'

I'm a little off key, just a little.

My 'naughty drawer' holds a bible, my phone charger, two eye-masks, some filters and papers and my passport.. and one lonely condom.

What good is a pessimistic dreamer?

The day of this tramp;

a whole lot of unknown, mess and confusion but every so often a genuine smile and perhaps a frown, OK so lots of frowns.

I get frustrated, you don't have to be an artist to paint. Or a singer to sing..

I like sharing eye-to-eye contact with a stranger, I always look away last... cowards.

'We can't even talk no more so how we supposed to love?'

FUCKING OPTIMISTS.

A ciggie - bad.
A ciggie and a cuppa - better.

Sugar Puffs are totally overrated.. maaan!

War costs too much and kills too many.

BLOODY AIDS!!

'She's got great teeth and she's marrying me'


Set your alarm further away from your bed, you've got no choice then but to GET OUT OF BED!!

'Life is better when you're caned.'

Ignorance isssss bliss.

Sit on a fence with a pretty view.

James Blunt is really odd, watch an interview with him, I don't lie.

Lies kill tiny children..and kittens.

Shoelaces are the new Velcro.

Stalk me to death.

'She's a waitress, she waits for a living, but she aint happy with the money they're givin'.'

Rather live in a bird house than be a bird.

When will the 'C' word be made illegal?

Echo.

Beards are really quite cool.

Five guys stand together. No sore thumb. Nope.

Bye.